The Rugrats 2021

They rebooted The Rugrats. It's now The Rugrats 2021. They did not need to do this. The bastards killed Howard. What did he retweet that forced him to step down from the role. I think Betty lives with Stu and Didi now. But that would mean Phil and Lil live with Tommy and I don't … Continue reading The Rugrats 2021 →

End of the Year Review

Hey everybody! Have a fun year? Ahhhhhhh.... ha. A year ago I started this blog as part of my New Year's resolution to write more. In one regard I'm not entirely sure if I hit my goal. I only wrote eight articles, most of them months apart. In another regard, that's eight more than I … Continue reading End of the Year Review →

Jabba: A Star Wars Story

Alright, back to writing another thing! Because I love to write! I write frequently and consistently! It's only been- Oh, no! Oh, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am not afraid to admit I am a busy man. Wait, am I busy or just lazy? Doesn't matter. I got a question for the audience: what is the essence of … Continue reading Jabba: A Star Wars Story →

Field of Dreams: Dreaming of Fields (Also I Invented A New Sport So That’s Cool I Guess)

How's it going? Guess who finally finished building their new computer? Very expensive. But that's not what I'm here to talk about (as much as I'd like to). And for once I'm not here to piss and moan about some dumb cartoon (again, I'd really like to as well). I'm here to talk about sports! … Continue reading Field of Dreams: Dreaming of Fields (Also I Invented A New Sport So That’s Cool I Guess) →

What’s Up With Hey Arnold’s Intro?

What's good? I hope you're all doing okay during the midst of... all this. I thought the current global goings-on would give me more time to write. It hasn't. It has, however, taught me that I have to make the time to write even if I'd rather be doing other things. It's a discipline. But … Continue reading What’s Up With Hey Arnold’s Intro? →

A Deep Dive Into the Kool-Aid

Forget everything you think you know about the Kool-Aid Man. This is gonna be a rough and sloppy article, but the people need to know. Know what? They need to know that despite popular opinion, the Kool-Aid Man isn't a jug. The jug is merely a vessel! The Kool-Aid Man is the Kool-Aid! Artist's rendition. … Continue reading A Deep Dive Into the Kool-Aid →

Godslayer Pickles

Hey everybody, I hope you're all having a good 2020 so far. If you read the first thing I ever wrote on this website, you might know that my New Year's resolution was to write more. I've written some stuff, which is more than no stuff at all. In that sense, I'd say that I'm … Continue reading Godslayer Pickles →

Introductory Post: New Decade, Let’s Start It Off “Write” (Guh-huh!)

So it's gonna be 2020 in a few days. My New Year's resolution was to write more, but I figured, why wait until the 1st of January? It's not like there's anything stopping me from starting this here blog today. I'll introduce myself now. You'll get enough information to know a little bit about me, … Continue reading Introductory Post: New Decade, Let’s Start It Off “Write” (Guh-huh!) →