Back so soon to piss and moan about Star Wars, am I? It's only because my Lord of the Rings draft got deleted. So I'm watching TV and The Phantom Menace comes on, and I gotta say it's a pretty good movie, ignoring all the non-Maul scenes. This shit is well-worth sitting through like four … Continue reading Podracers Are Such BS
This summer, There’s a new Pokémon movie coming to theaters. And this time, there’s a new Pokémon holy shit. He comes from space and he’s white and has big ol’ arms and legs but he has a pair of eyes and he has blue glowing swirlies all around him. I cannot stress enough that … Continue reading The New Pokemon Movie
Forget everything you think you know about the Kool-Aid Man. This is gonna be a rough and sloppy article, but the people need to know. Know what? They need to know that despite popular opinion, the Kool-Aid Man isn't a jug. The jug is merely a vessel! The Kool-Aid Man is the Kool-Aid! Artist's rendition. … Continue reading A Deep Dive Into the Kool-Aid
C. Jetson: With One L, Not Two 