Back so soon to piss and moan about Star Wars, am I? It's only because my Lord of the Rings draft got deleted. So I'm watching TV and The Phantom Menace comes on, and I gotta say it's a pretty good movie, ignoring all the non-Maul scenes. This shit is well-worth sitting through like four … Continue reading Podracers Are Such BS
This summer, There’s a new Pokémon movie coming to theaters. And this time, there’s a new Pokémon holy shit. He comes from space and he’s white and has big ol’ arms and legs but he has a pair of eyes and he has blue glowing swirlies all around him. I cannot stress enough that … Continue reading The New Pokemon Movie
Hey everybody! Have a fun year? Ahhhhhhh.... ha. A year ago I started this blog as part of my New Year's resolution to write more. In one regard I'm not entirely sure if I hit my goal. I only wrote eight articles, most of them months apart. In another regard, that's eight more than I … Continue reading End of the Year Review
Alright, back to writing another thing! Because I love to write! I write frequently and consistently! It's only been- Oh, no! Oh, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am not afraid to admit I am a busy man. Wait, am I busy or just lazy? Doesn't matter. I got a question for the audience: what is the essence of … Continue reading Jabba: A Star Wars Story
How's it going? Guess who finally finished building their new computer? Very expensive. But that's not what I'm here to talk about (as much as I'd like to). And for once I'm not here to piss and moan about some dumb cartoon (again, I'd really like to as well). I'm here to talk about sports! … Continue reading Field of Dreams: Dreaming of Fields (Also I Invented A New Sport So That’s Cool I Guess)
What's good? I hope you're all doing okay during the midst of... all this. I thought the current global goings-on would give me more time to write. It hasn't. It has, however, taught me that I have to make the time to write even if I'd rather be doing other things. It's a discipline. But … Continue reading What’s Up With Hey Arnold’s Intro?
Forget everything you think you know about the Kool-Aid Man. This is gonna be a rough and sloppy article, but the people need to know. Know what? They need to know that despite popular opinion, the Kool-Aid Man isn't a jug. The jug is merely a vessel! The Kool-Aid Man is the Kool-Aid! Artist's rendition. … Continue reading A Deep Dive Into the Kool-Aid
How's it going? Before I get into this review/breakdown thing, do you wanna hear about my new hobby? I handle raw chicken all day and I never wash my hands then I lick my fingers and rub my eyes a whole bunch. With that pertinent info out of the way, I want to discuss a … Continue reading Breaking Down “Meet The Spy”: a Brilliant Animation from an Unlikely Source
Hey everybody, I hope you're all having a good 2020 so far. If you read the first thing I ever wrote on this website, you might know that my New Year's resolution was to write more. I've written some stuff, which is more than no stuff at all. In that sense, I'd say that I'm … Continue reading Godslayer Pickles
Here's a fun little fact about the nail polish industry you might not know. Turns out they just come up with a really cool name for a color, and then work their way backwards! Actually, that might not be a hundred percent true. In fact, it's a bold-face lie that I just thought up. Still, … Continue reading Thought Exercise: Goo-Rilla
C. Jetson: With One L, Not Two 