They rebooted The Rugrats. It's now The Rugrats 2021. They did not need to do this. The bastards killed Howard. What did he retweet that forced him to step down from the role. I think Betty lives with Stu and Didi now. But that would mean Phil and Lil live with Tommy and I don't … Continue reading The Rugrats 2021
Author: C. Jetson
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Podracers Are Such BS
Back so soon to piss and moan about Star Wars, am I? It's only because my Lord of the Rings draft got deleted. So I'm watching TV and The Phantom Menace comes on, and I gotta say it's a pretty good movie, ignoring all the non-Maul scenes. This shit is well-worth sitting through like four … Continue reading Podracers Are Such BS
The New Pokemon Movie
This summer, There’s a new Pokémon movie coming to theaters. And this time, there’s a new Pokémon holy shit. He comes from space and he’s white and has big ol’ arms and legs but he has a pair of eyes and he has blue glowing swirlies all around him. I cannot stress enough that … Continue reading The New Pokemon Movie
End of the Year Review
Hey everybody! Have a fun year? Ahhhhhhh.... ha. A year ago I started this blog as part of my New Year's resolution to write more. In one regard I'm not entirely sure if I hit my goal. I only wrote eight articles, most of them months apart. In another regard, that's eight more than I … Continue reading End of the Year Review
Jabba: A Star Wars Story
Alright, back to writing another thing! Because I love to write! I write frequently and consistently! It's only been- Oh, no! Oh, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am not afraid to admit I am a busy man. Wait, am I busy or just lazy? Doesn't matter. I got a question for the audience: what is the essence of … Continue reading Jabba: A Star Wars Story
Field of Dreams: Dreaming of Fields (Also I Invented A New Sport So That’s Cool I Guess)
How's it going? Guess who finally finished building their new computer? Very expensive. But that's not what I'm here to talk about (as much as I'd like to). And for once I'm not here to piss and moan about some dumb cartoon (again, I'd really like to as well). I'm here to talk about sports! … Continue reading Field of Dreams: Dreaming of Fields (Also I Invented A New Sport So That’s Cool I Guess)
What’s Up With Hey Arnold’s Intro?
What's good? I hope you're all doing okay during the midst of... all this. I thought the current global goings-on would give me more time to write. It hasn't. It has, however, taught me that I have to make the time to write even if I'd rather be doing other things. It's a discipline. But … Continue reading What’s Up With Hey Arnold’s Intro?
Global Pandemic Update Funtimes!
Ah! It's really been a while since I've written anything. That won't do. It was my New Year's resolution to write more. Then again, some is still more than none. Sorry I haven't been active quite as much lately. I've been working a lot more lately, giving me less time to write. Oh! Then some … Continue reading Global Pandemic Update Funtimes!
A Deep Dive Into the Kool-Aid
Forget everything you think you know about the Kool-Aid Man. This is gonna be a rough and sloppy article, but the people need to know. Know what? They need to know that despite popular opinion, the Kool-Aid Man isn't a jug. The jug is merely a vessel! The Kool-Aid Man is the Kool-Aid! Artist's rendition. … Continue reading A Deep Dive Into the Kool-Aid
Breaking Down “Meet The Spy”: a Brilliant Animation from an Unlikely Source
How's it going? Before I get into this review/breakdown thing, do you wanna hear about my new hobby? I handle raw chicken all day and I never wash my hands then I lick my fingers and rub my eyes a whole bunch. With that pertinent info out of the way, I want to discuss a … Continue reading Breaking Down “Meet The Spy”: a Brilliant Animation from an Unlikely Source
C. Jetson: With One L, Not Two 