Ah!
It’s really been a while since I’ve written anything. That won’t do. It was my New Year’s resolution to write more.
Then again, some is still more than none.
Sorry I haven’t been active quite as much lately. I’ve been working a lot more lately, giving me less time to write. Oh! Then some wack-ass pandemic shook everything up and instead of getting quarantined, the cool kids deemed me “essential” and now I’m working even more!
I’m grateful to be working at all, but a small part of me wants to go on lockdown for like two weeks and flesh out every single (terrible) idea in my phone.
Oh, who am I kidding! I’d probably just play Animal Crossing for two weeks! Hahaha! I’m only being slightly facetious!
For those of you who are working overtime during this pandemic, you’re what’s keeping this poop-canoe we call society from capsizing. For those who are quarantined or laid off, for the love of God please keep your bodies and minds active. I dunno, read a book. Take up that hobby you’ve been putting off. Get down on all fours and screech until blood pours out of your ears.
But whatever you do, don’t bump your shitty house music at two in the morning.
That’s all. I hope to have something a little meatier for you in the coming weeks. In the meantime, enjoy a crude rude wizard comic I sharted out last night.
Stay safe, everyone.
C. Jetson: With One L, Not Two 